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Country Demotivational Poster


TAGS: bat country fear and loathing in las vegas
Rating: 2.48/5

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Dougie - January 12, 2009, 9:32 am
Fail. switching around the punchline and all, and just so you fit in with the Motifake crew. You, are a fucktard my friend.


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English

DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.

TAGS: france life luck live country
Rating: 5/5

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zoomer296 - February 11, 2013, 10:51 pm
You could always find a translated version on the almighty Google.
gas - August 29, 2011, 11:36 am
le grill?? what the hell is le grill??!!

MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.

TAGS: it is illegal to molest a butterfly in pacific grove ca why does the rest of the country allow this atrocity
Rating: 3.88/5

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Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L


TAGS: courage duty honor country military
Rating: 4.57/5

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dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:21 pm
Thank you for your service.

COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.

TAGS: rodney atkins song beautiful countryside
Rating: 4.58/5

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carebear - March 29, 2012, 1:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)

WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)

TAGS: war death dumb country patton
Rating: 4.81/5

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rerun - September 22, 2012, 7:10 pm

@thesun...this is a comedy/satire site. Nobody here is intentionally, they are just having fun
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 7:00 pm
aw please be nice :)
djrcreative - February 2, 2012, 4:56 am
Suuure...you say that while you're winning. ;) And I have done 6 since, though most've been ripped to shreds. :/
suzieq - January 31, 2012, 9:56 am
oh OK... I didn't mean 'get out of it' completely, just change the subject every now and then. There is plenty of fun military stuff to do :) this is not a contest you know, just fun and games :)
djrcreative - January 31, 2012, 12:58 am
"Get out of the military stuff !!!" ;P What, so you can stand a chance? LOL!
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 7:46 am
thanks for the 5L, my friend. why hypocrite ?
djrcreative - January 30, 2012, 2:54 am
Hypocrite. ;P 5LOL!
Verdeckt - January 30, 2012, 2:07 am
You should upload this to Philosophy Wall as well

COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes

TAGS: country wisdom learn from mistakes
Rating: 4.75/5

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Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:52 pm
I wonder if Ray would let us build our own "man shacks" there too?
Budog - June 24, 2011, 1:49 pm
It's kind of like sleeping on the couch, camping with TV. Got my beer, got my dogs, hell I actually like it...
Sooldman - June 24, 2011, 12:29 pm
If you got cable IT DON'T MATTER!


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

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Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country
Rating: 3.19/5

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CANADA - December 1, 2009, 2:34 am
LOL @ Aggy
agdaniele - April 16, 2009, 7:28 pm
The target area is only 2 meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port...

YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun

TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


TAGS: denise milani country girls giddy up silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 11, 2013, 9:04 am
Well, I don’t know about Sly, but it wasn’t the screen (I’m a dog, therefore I can)…oh, and before, during, and after. Actually, whenever I want, wherever I want….a-l-l-l-l the time.
ipaprime - March 11, 2013, 8:29 am
befor or after?
Silverheart - March 10, 2013, 5:01 pm

Licking the screen again? Don't feel bad, I do that too, everytime I see her.
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 12:09 pm
...and GIDDY-ON!! 5 LICKS
Sho - March 10, 2013, 12:05 pm
Cubby 5tyle!


TAGS: australia language calendar country speak
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - November 17, 2011, 7:31 am
LOL...compensate with those who know your language and don't come to your country...

Yada, Yada, Yada -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...

TAGS: katrina country louisiana marsh swamp bayou hurricanes catfish gross weird food
Rating: 1.38/5

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Akyoyo - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
Not literally, you can refer to different parts of the U.S. as "X Country" in relation to something, like calling Texas "Bush Country" during his presidency (although the election moreso) .
TJ - April 28, 2009, 3:21 am
Louisiana - Now a country.
mackerel - January 2, 2009, 8:16 pm
Yum, yum, anusburger.

Country Girl -

TAGS: country girl plowed family farm
Rating: 4.7/5

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ughomer - April 16, 2013, 11:17 pm
Plowing furrows! 5L.
spacedog - April 16, 2013, 9:33 pm
HA! 5L

REDNECKS - They don't play games.

TAGS: rednecks country knives
Rating: 3.75/5

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Winning - November 19, 2011, 11:46 pm
You're right. They have sex with their pets.

BOWL CUTS - They're killer

TAGS: hair movies no country for old men anton chigurh
Rating: 2.37/5

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Bartimaeus - September 8, 2009, 2:52 am
Both will drive you to murder...still 5/5
blackmamba - September 8, 2009, 2:23 am
so is pixelation

THE SIMPLE LIFE - Why live your life sober When instead you could live your life like an Australian

COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie

TAGS: willie nelson little country music
Rating: 4.12/5

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Carnage - March 25, 2010, 7:58 pm
i lol'd


TAGS: fear day assignment fore right stay inbounds when golfing in tn meth lab country
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
Plain picture... made into a 5L by the caption!

MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...

TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks ass!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your ass! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing anal rape with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.

TAGS: freedom voting price rights country
Rating: 3.44/5

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RonE - May 30, 2012, 5:15 pm
Like that? heh. All ya gotta do is stand there and catch a bullet: )
lgvernon - May 30, 2012, 11:33 am

Dying for a country EASY? Sweet leapin' Jesus...

JAPAN - The only place on the planet where WTF and FTW mean the same thing!

TAGS: bash a country assignment
Rating: 4.26/5

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ICEMAN - March 19, 2010, 11:35 pm
5 insrcutables
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 9:47 pm

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .

TAGS: star trek music songs country south kirk spock
Rating: 1.55/5

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okami - October 29, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wha? Ya dunno the old-time songs we'd sing back out on the farm, back when we's slingin' dem cotton balls in th' burlap bags?
Anonymous2 - October 29, 2009, 4:32 pm
Pic unrelated... I think.

The Day After 9/11 -

A Few Good Men -

50 - 50 Allegiance -

TAGS: country honor patriotism allegiance america
Rating: 4.33/5

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Greybeard - May 7, 2015, 10:27 pm
This new fad of Americans stomping on the flag makes me want to retch. These people should be given 1 way tickets to Iran, Sudan or Iraq. They would discover the value of our flag then...
Reality Lord - May 7, 2015, 5:17 pm

real real nice. "guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism."

COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country

TAGS: country music jazz cool
Rating: 3.71/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 9, 2012, 1:58 pm
Meh, the more I look at this, the more I think I should have worked on the image composition. How embarrassing!

SOUTH AMERICA - You're both retarded.

TAGS: south america europe country continent
Rating: 2.1/5

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sunshine42 - July 12, 2010, 9:07 am
he called THEM retarded xD Oh they irony!
reow - June 20, 2008, 12:28 pm

MORON - You are one; that's Australia and Hawaii is a State, not a country.

TAGS: moron australia hawaii state country
Rating: 1.74/5

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Ivanna B. Anonymous. - November 2, 2008, 1:13 pm
not to mention that Inuits are Alaskan, not Hawaiian.
biggy titty - October 26, 2008, 9:21 pm
whoever posted original must have been elementary school dropout
Captain Douchebag - July 13, 2008, 1:05 am
Ah..Too many Captains..We need Admirals...Yeah..
V_V - July 13, 2008, 12:27 am
Sorry D. I Meant Captain Obvious. V_V Forgive me, I forgot to elaborate, and Confused a hapless bystander. *Shame.*
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:41 pm
Not binded. Bound. Sorry. Won't happen again.
Captain Douchebag - July 12, 2008, 9:40 pm
..When was I gagged and binded..?
V_V - July 12, 2008, 9:38 pm
This was so Obviously Baited we had to gag & bind the good Captain to keep it quiet... Thank You, Special K, for taking the bait.
Yay for Humorless Dipshits - July 4, 2008, 11:47 am
HAH! Another rat ate the poisoned bait!


TAGS: house decrepid dream country
Rating: 4.4/5

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5150monkeylove - November 28, 2010, 9:24 pm
So who has the Chrysler that sits about 20?
GreyScorpion - November 28, 2010, 8:04 pm
Tin roof, rusted

I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC - No better way to say it.

TAGS: country music
Rating: 2.86/5

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Nasty N8 - January 4, 2009, 12:54 pm
The only thing he loves more than country music is having sex with his sister.
Cali - November 3, 2008, 11:23 pm
BAH!!! i get it. :D
TigerKid - June 29, 2008, 4:33 pm

Not your country -

TAGS: not your country
Rating: 2.32/5

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tehsupercheez - May 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
yeah i put a copyrighted song in a video and they said it wasn't veiwable in some countries so i checked the list of countries and it said basically every country on earth. i will never remove the vid though.
albax - October 16, 2008, 6:56 am
that´s a standard procedure @ youtube but only for movies and music and not from the government but for example from the music labels
Dylan - April 25, 2008, 3:43 pm
Government Internet censorship: Who says we don't have it?

STUPID COUNTRY CONTINENT MIXUPS - Now your just doing it on purpose

TAGS: stupidmixupcountrycontinent
Rating: 2.09/5

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Brian - June 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
it was always on purpose


TAGS: shocks the country
Rating: 2/5

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Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:19 pm
But it's wayyyy funnier out of context!
Charles - November 15, 2008, 9:19 pm
Just saw this on M[c]S - the others are the Arizona State Track team gesturing a pitchfork. http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/11/images/20081112_d-0077-5-515h.html
Johnny - November 15, 2008, 10:59 am
I wonder... do you think the person taking the picture got all of them to do the "Shocker" by lying about what it means, or do you think everyone there really knows they are saying "Two in the pink, one in the stink"

EUROPE - Not a country. It's a continent.

TAGS: europe countries country continent mocking incorrect
Rating: 1.86/5

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Captain Whitey - May 14, 2008, 1:17 am
The joke - you ruined it! Exit the Internet, Mellie.
Mellie - May 8, 2008, 11:19 pm
Geography - study it! That's South America.

GREAT - A Tunnel !

Fire Over Afghanistan -

country clubs -

TAGS: golf country club sexist elitist bigot
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 29, 2013, 1:27 am
Sweet irony.
EmilioDumphque - October 28, 2013, 6:22 pm
On the golf course, they dress like Filipinos.


TAGS: ask not what your country ask what you can do for yourself
Rating: 4.53/5

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Woodywood03a - March 3, 2011, 8:33 am
Too right
Kspace - March 3, 2011, 8:32 am
Auto fellatio fail.


new experiences -

DOLLY PARTON - You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap

TAGS: pink country music dolly
Rating: 3.85/5

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AiliOD - March 13, 2010, 10:15 am
go alana, xD
Derek - March 6, 2010, 11:18 pm
Still, for someone in their 60's...

THIS IS THE ONLY TIME... - I ever want to see our colors run.

TAGS: country flag nation
Rating: 3.47/5

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boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 6:14 am
by ess than half a minute
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
Beat me to it Aggy. ;)
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:02 am
...and responding slowly, huh Ice?
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Careful there Stenboy, peeples is just a jokin' here.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:01 am
Steady as she goes, Stenboy... we'll be over here exercizing our genius while you develop a sense of humor.
Stenboy - April 25, 2010, 12:59 am
No, there is no intent to be racist. I'm just patriotic and love my country. It does however says something about those who would interpret it otherwise.
MrRandom - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Same IQ level either way?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:57 am
Like a NASCAR fan?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 12:50 am
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
Sean - April 25, 2010, 12:48 am
Now if he said "coloreds" then for sure. As it is it's more like: No need to ask. No need to tell.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:46 am
I didn't take it that way...looks like the second guy from the left is white and some of the others might just be tan...looks pretty mixed race to me...imo anyway, but I can see now someone could interpret it that way maybe
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Is this racist?

NOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Women and children first...

TAGS: cubby country
Rating: 3.14/5

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NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl

NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.

TAGS: norfolk yokel incest hillbilly country
Rating: 2.44/5

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ICEMAN - January 14, 2012, 4:07 am
Looks suspiciously like Moooooooooooooooooo's mancave. Complete with split level milking stations.

LOVE OF FISH - There's nothing wrong with it.

THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.

TAGS: pot pregnant tortoise turtle mother mom birth defects country growing up grow
Rating: 1.69/5

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Ronski - October 1, 2009, 11:11 pm
Now THAT is a very attractive Tortise.

Country Folk -

False-Flag Operation -

TAGS: the country not the state
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 4, 2016, 7:54 am
chuckle, chuckle, the corner market here, sells a brand of sausage that is flavorless. Missiles---finally a good use for it! ^!

A Rack -

Of Gods And Generals -

TAGS: military duty honor country usa
Rating: 4.56/5

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mizzdizz - March 30, 2015, 8:55 pm
Tell the hubby, 'Thanks for serving! This isn't from a civilian, USN, disabled vet. He'll know what I'm saying. There's a little more respect involved that doesn't come across on paper.
Greybeard - March 30, 2015, 12:13 am
Our country needs more hero's like your husband. I know your family (and the nation) is very proud of him.
lgvernon - March 29, 2015, 11:52 pm

My husbing has two of these~~and a Bronze Star with 'V'. He's pretty amazing.

Scan Comedy -

TAGS: barcode scanner farm country
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - October 10, 2015, 10:13 am
This is one of the few times i wish i had a smartphone.
Greeny - October 9, 2015, 7:00 pm

Foresight -

TAGS: country food storage hillbilly redneck
Rating: 4.4/5

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mizzdizz - January 9, 2016, 1:08 am
.....and an endless supply of the frozen beverage of your choice!
Pushkin - January 8, 2016, 11:19 am
Will you send me down a fan?
mizzdizz - January 6, 2016, 8:45 pm
LOL!!!!! You are going to motifake hell for that!!!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Pushkin - January 6, 2016, 8:10 pm
I'll probably get punished twice for that.
mizzdizz - January 5, 2016, 8:33 pm
chuckle, chuckle, that's makes it under-age drinking too!
Pushkin - January 4, 2016, 7:14 pm
Or possibly the smoke. The squirrel is under-aged after all.
mizzdizz - January 4, 2016, 12:11 pm
Too bad it got redboxed. Its funny! Must be the booze????LOL!
Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:51 pm
I'm glad you liked it.
Pushkin - January 3, 2016, 2:51 pm
No, root cellar only has one meaning. It's just a poster about a funny country squirrel from the hills.
mizzdizz - January 3, 2016, 12:20 pm
Push, is this a funny poster about a squirrel with a corncob pipe and somebody's reading too much into it, or has the term root cellar have meaning I don't know about? People around here have the partially underground storage areas for real. 5L!