Country Demotivational Poster
BAT COUNTRY - WE CAN'T STOP HERE
THE SACRIFICE -
DO IT YOUR WAY - There’s no manual for how to live your life. And even if there were, with my luck, it would all be in French.
MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.
WE WERE SOLDIERS -
COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.
WAR - No poor dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George S. Patton (1885-1945)
COUNTRY WISDOM - A smart man can learn from others mistakes
YOU NEED TO CALL IT -
YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun
COUNTRY GIRLS MAKE ME SAY GIDDY-UP! -
AUSSIE SLANG -
Yada, Yada, Yada -
GLORY HOLE -
EVERYTHING'S WEIRDER - In the bayou, swamp, marsh, wetland, or w/e you want to call it. Point is, Katrina country scares me sometimes. Louisiana...
Country Girl -
REDNECKS - They don't play games.
BOWL CUTS - They're killer
THE SIMPLE LIFE - Why live your life sober When instead you could live your life like an Australian
COUNTRY MUSIC - Every Once In A While I Like To Listen To A Little Willie
ABJECT FEAR -
MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE - It costs more than blood and guts. Dying for a country is easy. Vigilance, care, and love of country are the real price. It is a price most refuse to pay.
JAPAN - The only place on the planet where WTF and FTW mean the same thing!
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BITTY BABY - My mama would rock me in the cradle in them old cotton fields back home; It was down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana, In them old cotton fields back home. . .
The Day After 9/11 -
A Few Good Men -
50 - 50 Allegiance -
COOL - She was country when country wasn't cool He was cool when cool wasn't country
SOUTH AMERICA - You're both retarded.
MORON - You are one; that's Australia and Hawaii is a State, not a country.
THIS OLD HOUSE -
I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC - No better way to say it.
Not your country -
STUPID COUNTRY CONTINENT MIXUPS - Now your just doing it on purpose
THE SHOCKER -
EUROPE - Not a country. It's a continent.
GREAT - A Tunnel !
Fire Over Afghanistan -
country clubs -
AND SO, MY FELLOW.... -
WHERE'S MY KEYS -
new experiences -
DOLLY PARTON - You'd Be Surprised How Much It Costs To Look This Cheap
THIS IS THE ONLY TIME... - I ever want to see our colors run.
NOW ENTERING CUBBY COUNTRY - Women and children first...
NEW JERSEY - Might not be the best place for a country girl
NORFOLK - Where the Christmas turkey gets stuffed early.
LOVE OF FISH - There's nothing wrong with it.
THE COUNTRY - Sometimes it's good to grow up there, sometimes you're mother was on pot while pregnant and it only makes things worse.
Country Folk -
False-Flag Operation -
A Rack -
Of Gods And Generals -
Scan Comedy -